Extracted from "The Women's Jokebook" by Marcie Starr.
Founded by NALA COCK! in SCHOOL LIBRARY. HAHAH!
Men are vainer than women though they dont use make-up - they think they dont need it.
Did you hear about the man who was so vain, every time there was lightning, he thought someone was taking his picture.
"Ha,ha!" laughed the man mischievously, "I wonder what people would say if they could see me lying on this beach absolutely starkers."
"They'd say I married you for your money," replied his wife.
An over-protective father decided to test his three daughter's inoocence by discovering how much they know about sex. He called his first daughter into the room, dropped his trousers, pointed to his manhood and said, " Do you know what this is?"
"Of course, father," replied the daughter, "that's your penis."
"What!" exclaimed the shocked father, "how dare you use such words? Leave this house immediately"
Then he called in his second daughter, "Do you know what this is?" he said, pointing once again at his todger.
"Yes, father," she replied, "that's your willy."
"Get out of here!" he shouted, " I dont want to hear such filth."
Then hos youngest daughter came in and was asked the same question.
"I really dont know," she replied.
"Oh my beautiful innocent daughter," he said smiling, "that, my darling, is a penis."
"What!" she exclaimed, "you called that a penis!"
The man looked into his bedroom mirror and proudly observed his naked body. "Do you know, Doreen, just two inches and I'd be a king."
His wife retorted quickly, "Just three inches less and you'd be a queen."
Here are three qords guaranteed to destroy a man's ego.
"Is it in?"
What is the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says...."
What do men and rolls of carpet have in common?
Lay them properly the first time and you can walk all over them for the rest of their lives.
How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Real men arent afraid of the dark.
Overheardon a bus: "Chocolate's better than sex. Its satisfying even when it's soft."
Why do women rubbed their eyes when they are awaked?
Because they have no balls to scratch.
These are some of the jokes from the book. I think someone really pissed the author... orelse these jokes aren't existing.
No offence, dude!
